While the Avengers were celebrating, I plundered the infinity stones from Thanos’ corpse, grew my hair until it brushed against the back of my knees and mind-tricked the bank into thinking I already paid for college and university. Then I scored straight As in my exams.
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When a young child wants to stab itself with a knife,
That is when you know something is fucked up.
And it is not the child.
Things that I’ve seen parents do that I would never do to my potential children.
- I I would never scream, belittle and hit a child for hours because they weren’t doing well in school.
- I would never repeatedly threaten to kill a child or their pets.
- I would never unempathetically tell a scared 5 year old going in for surgery that doctors are gonna stuff a knife up their nose.
- I would never insult and blame a child for having a disability.
- I would never blame a child for my disabilities or problems that they obviously didn’t cause.
- I would never tell off and belittle my child for ‘annoying me’ by running around and playing like all children do.
- I would never untruthfully tell my child that whatever they said was uninformed, stupid and untrue each and every time they decide to open their mouths.
- I would never call a child a worthless waste of space who will never amount to anything.
- I would never scare them by throwing a tantrum and breaking everything in the house including their toys, possessions and gifts.
- I would never throw away any of their gifts or possessions.
- I would never try to cut off my child from friends and family.
- I would never f****** have a child in the first place if I had a mental illness that I wasn’t taking any medication for or going to therapy.
- I would never try to intentionally make my child miserable by saying that all their friends and family probably hate them and that their grandparents give false praise and will die in the next decade.
- I would never threaten to invade their privacy by escorting them while they bathe.
- I would never threaten a child by saying that they were going to pay actual money for everything they broke as a toddler.
- I would never threaten to kick out my child as soon as they turn 18.
- I would never call my child crazy and willfully ignore them when they have obvious mental health issues.
Feel free to add.
So let me get this straight…
Your parents invading your privacy, and completely stripping it from you isn’t normal?

